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Hamster Hats


So...I found a fat white hamster wandering around the house. It was really cute, but it was spazzy--wouldn't stand still. (A lot like another hamster I am familiar with, hmmmmm!) I managed to catch it and then was forced to find a place to put it. I first tried a big bucket, but then I got the little carrier instead. Put in some cotton bedding and such. For some reason I was having difficulty getting the hamster situated.

Then this model came along with a new device, a hamster cage that you can WEAR ON YOUR HEAD. What a novel idea! But how valid was it? She showed me how it works: You merely open it and pop the hamster in, shut it, and there you go, Hamster Hat! I wasn't convinced...the bars on it were pretty widely separated...but as soon as she plopped the fat white hamster in, I saw that the bottom of the cage was too deep for him to climb out and through the bars. The model walked around, showing the cage-hat off. It was red.

I wonder how many stylish colors it comes in!

I'm telling you, the Hamster Hat is the wave of the future. Small, portable, and you can display your rodent whenever and wherever you like without getting little doodies in your hair. Stylin'!



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