12/11/02
żMi Padre Latino?
While napping during Third Watch I dreamed I was talking to Dad and he spoke back with a Latino accent. I got very confused and asked him, "Why are you talking like that?" As if he didn't hear me, he kept it up. "Stop that!" I snapped. No luck. He was going to go visit somebody or something...but that and the accent, combined with the walk (he took a walk in real life yesterday morning, something he doesn't usually do), made me very nervous. I woke up then and found Yokas and Bosco releasing some Latino guy into enemy gang territory. I guess that explained that then.
Then I probably dreamed about boobs, because rather than air Cold Case Files, A&E got the brilliant idea to air a show all about breasts. They've done hair, now mammaries. When do the guys get THEIR turn? Next up on A&E: Phalluses!
I Need A New Lamp, One That Won't Make Me Mad
I had some dream yesterday that I was truly beating up my desklamp. I hate that thing. If the switch isn't turned just enough (which is hard to do right), the bulb fuses to the lamp and is next to impossible to get out. Damned lamp and fusing bulb. I beat it with scissors when I get TRULY angry.
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